- Pretty friend: Omg i just got 100 likes on my profile picture
- Smart friend: Omg i got an excellence on my internal
- Athletic friend: Omg i just got asked to join the national team
- Popular friend: Omg today i got invited to like ten parties
- Me: Today i meowed at my cat and he meowed back
Trying to explain technology to your parents.
Them:
You:
Why did you buy something you can’t understand?
via laugh-addict
(via abandon-your-ship)
(Source: theamericankid, via abandon-your-ship)
People who wish this was really pie.
(Source: thewhatever, via abandon-your-ship)
(via crazy-pup)
(Source: mylifeasastickperson, via crazy-pup)
(Source: awesomephilia, via crazy-pup)



